Why, why, WHY???

Why...

1. Do the wrong girls wear tights and leggin... They're there as a layering piece not as a substitute for bottoms.
2. Are you working in customer service if you have bad attitude?
3. Does you "keeping it real" have to bring down you entire race?
4. Would you blast loud music from your car with no bass?
5. Are you in Wal-mart with a naked baby?
6. Are there only 3 lanes open in the entire store at 6pm?
7. Are you cutting the line for free food, they are not going to run out?
8. Do professors take attendance if we are paying to be in school?
9. Are you still lying here if I said I have to be to work in the morning?
10. Are dudes still rocking mohawks?
11. Are people still saying "swag?"
12. Did you put that tiny as* skirt on just to keep pulling it down all day?
13. Did you let your friend wear that in public?
14. Did you come to college with a closed mind?
15. Do most poets recite poetry the same way?
16. Put on a wig if your gonna wear it crooked?
17. Are you in the library on the phone and loud?
18. Do freshmen think it's cute to cuss in front of adults.
19. Do do people from the muck have to bring the hood with them where ever they go?
20. Does the post office have Saturday hours if they don't bother to open?